My friend Tom and I were chatting.
Tom: “I just don’t have the soul of a businessman.”
Me: “I do. I keep it in a crystal on my desk.”
(With apologies to Stephen King.)
So here’s an idea – make a Spencer’s Gifts style battery-powered crystal with little leds inside it that make it look like a soul is being tortured, forever trapped inside the cheap plastic gewgaw.
Extra credit if you make it so the device also works something like a Magic 8 Ball. I’d buy one!