If classic Lit was written in the Internet Age – The Old Man and the Sea

The Old Man and the Sea – Ernest Hemingway

He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf stream and he had gone 84 days now without taking a fish.


1. Dude, If you’re a fisherman, and you go 84 days without a fish, you FAIL! FIND ANOTHER JOB!
Comment by wat

2. First!
Comment by anon

3. I blame global warming. It’s killing all the fish.
Comment by john

4. Global Warming is a crock of sh!t. He can’t catch fish because he’s a f&$king MORON!
Comment by prat

5. Try fishing from a Lear Jet, instead of a Gulfstream!
Comment by flat

6. @5 – OFMG, that’s the best you can do? You’re worse that this hack Hemingway.
Comment by prat

7. @6 – f$^k you, douchebag.
Comment by flat

8. @4 – it’s people like you who are going to be first up against the wall when Obama takes over. Your IP has been logged!
Comment by zat

9. @8 – go read the book about the clocks that strike thirteen. You might learn something.
Comment by grat


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