Monty Python and the Imprisoned Khaleesi

The greatest joy in life is seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time and killing an enemy Khal.
The two, two greatest joys in life are seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time, killing an enemy Khal and breaking a horse.
The three, three greatest joys in life are seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time, killing an enemy Khal, breaking a horse and sacking a city.
Amongst the greatest joys in life are such diverse elements as:
* sacking a city
* breaking a horse
* killing an enemy Khal
* Crushing your enemies
* Seeing them driven before you.
* Hearing the lamentation of the women
* Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time
Yes, but apart from those things, what have the Romans ever done for us?

One thought on “Monty Python and the Imprisoned Khaleesi

  1. well they did build the aquaducts., modern civilization, governments, and road, yep yep, they did build the roads. And orange ceasar! I mean, Julius. Romans invented smoothies? I’m not trying to deny your right to be a woman! But you’re a man!! don’t you oppress me…. What if She… doesn’t want.. to be seen by You?!?!?!

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