If classic Lit was written in the Internet Age – The Old Man and the Sea
The Old Man and the Sea – Ernest Hemingway
He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf stream and he had gone 84 days now without taking a fish.
9 Comments ยป
1. Dude, If you’re a fisherman, and you go 84 days without a fish, you FAIL! FIND ANOTHER JOB!
Comment by wat
2. First!
Comment by anon
3. I blame global warming. It’s killing all the fish.
Comment by john
4. Global Warming is a crock of sh!t. He can’t catch fish because he’s a f&$king MORON!
Comment by prat
5. Try fishing from a Lear Jet, instead of a Gulfstream!
Comment by flat
6. @5 – OFMG, that’s the best you can do? You’re worse that this hack Hemingway.
Comment by prat
7. @6 – f$^k you, douchebag.
Comment by flat
8. @4 – it’s people like you who are going to be first up against the wall when Obama takes over. Your IP has been logged!
Comment by zat
9. @8 – go read the book about the clocks that strike thirteen. You might learn something.
Comment by grat