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Huckleberry Finn – Mark Twain

You don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain’t no matter.

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1. WTF! I have to buy another book? Bait and switch, motherf^&ker. Twain SUCKS!
Comment by wat

2. You mean this is a f&*king SEQUEL? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by john

3. Mark Twain ain’t been one what can’t write a f^&king sentence using proper grammar!
Comment by prat

4. TOM SAWYER! Rush Rulez!
Comment by flat

5. @4 you are such a geezer faggot!
Comment by wit

6. @5 F#$k you, I’m 20 and I learned the song from Rock Band.
Comment by flat

7. Rock band is so f#$king awesome! Can’t wait for ROCK BAND 2!
Comment by grap

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man – James Joyce

Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo

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1. Joyce-oo fucking-oo sucks-oo
Comment by wat

2. And then the moocow stepped on the little bitch and we were spared the rest of this L4ME story!
Comment by john

3. Spellcheck much? Idiot.
Comment by prat

4. OMFG just shoot me now!
Comment by flat

A Tale of Two Cities – Charles Dickens

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way–in short, the period was so.

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1. Write run-on sentences much?
Comment by wat

2. It was the best of opening lines, it was the worst of opening lines. NO, IT WAS JUST THE WORST!
Comment by john

3. WTF!!! Make up your mind you freaking RETARD
Comment by prat

4. so? So? So what? Don’t leave me hanging, bro!
Comment by flat

1984, by George Orwell

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen

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1. WTF! Clocks do not strike 13, you f&%king N00B!
Comment by wat

2. lol, what the hell is a “bright cold day”. FAIL!
Comment by john

3. OMFG THIRTEEN WTF!!
Comment by wat